August 26, 2007 at 12:32 am (Me)


Hey what does everyone think of my new jazzed-up blog? Cool huh?

Anyway … so the reason for this post is that I got one of those silly chain e-mails … you know those ones that say stupid things like “if you don’t send this on you will get seven years bad luck and never find your true love” blah blah blah .. hmmm … that might actually explain some things!

So anyway this e-mail was about zodiac and it actually had the perfect description of a Virgo (one of which I am) which reminds me that its actually only 22 days till I’m 21!!! Eeeeekkkkk!

So here it is:

VIRGO – The Perfectionist
>   >Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.
>   >Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager.
>   >Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh.
>   >Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic

Sounds about right, huh? Who knew chain-mails could be so accurate … though I’m sure by now I have at least 49 years of bad luck to look forward to … lol


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Rain rain go away

August 15, 2007 at 5:35 pm (Me, Moans & Groans)


Eurgh, I can’t believe its raining … again. Two weeks of sunshine and now this! Grrr…. I had to walk home from the cafe today just when a huge torrential shower started … yup I have the greatest timing ever!!

*Pouts* I had a teeny little umbrella (you know, one of those “fits in your handbag” style ones) and so you can imagine that I was soaked through by the time I got home. All is well again though because I’ve had a nice big mug of tea and some dark chocolate digestives… yum!

Hmmm…. I’ve just realised how random this post is … oh well never mind….

Ooooooh yeah, I’ve just seen a preview on the net for Stargate Atlantis season 4 and it looks amazing!! Yay… oooo can’t wait till September!

Dude, I just found a marzipan bar – my day is now officially made, hell it can snow now for all I care … sweet sweet chocolate and marzipan!! mmmmmmmmmmm….

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Yay Summer

August 1, 2007 at 7:34 pm (Me)


Wooo …. it finally looks like summer might just be here (better late than never).

I had my first dip in the sea yesterday … um and by dip I mean my toes. Tee hee, yeah ok so it was kinda too cold to go for a full swim but up to the knees is pretty good going considering I’m a big woos when it comes to cold water. So we had a lovely picnic at Le Braye (pate and cheese on crackers and everything – the full works) and went for a bit of a paddle. Though of course mum got a bit too excited and decided to chase us with the seaweed … hmmm…. guess who got a nice big slimy piece down the back of her trousers!! Ick!

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Princess of Darkness

July 2, 2007 at 6:04 pm (Me)


Eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk … I’ve dyed my hair black!!! It really is truly black!! Eeepp, this is definately gonna take some getting used to. Although of course I wasnt brave enough to use a permanent dye so it’ll be back to boring old brown pretty soon.

You see the thing is that I get really easily bored with my hair, eurgh I hate it most of the time cos it has this annoying tendancy to go frizzy and wavy at the slightest hint of moisture in the air!!!! Which of course is most of the time since we live in the Northern Hemisphere, and seeing how it hasn’t stopped raining for the past 3 months even though we are well into summer I haven’t got a chance!

 Still it’s not as bad as the time I cut it all off! Hmmm…. definately not the best of ideas. I used to have this lovely long perfectly straight hair that I could sit on (no exageration) and then I got to about 13 and decided to cut it all off! … BIG MISTAKE! It was in this horrible little bob that turned into a frizzy little afro which needless to say looked awful and I kinda looked like a Clingon!

I finally grew most of it back and decided to have blonde highlights put through it which messed up my hair even more and then when I got bored of them I had to grow them out which took forever!

You know what though? No-body actually noticed that I’d dyed it black! Typical, here I am being all bold with my colour choice when I could have picked up a bottle of damsen or walnut or something and no-one takes a blind it of notice!!!! Grrrrr….. So anyway, I’m trying to grow it now, it’s getting pretty long at the back- sort of mid-way sown by back sort of length … I just have to resist the urge to cut it and I should be ok! 

Hmm…… we’ll just have to wait and see …..

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Phantom Hotty!

May 22, 2007 at 10:00 pm (Me)


So, my parents run this cafe down at St. Aubins right and naturally I get dragged along to help out cos lets face it they’re cheap and need the child labour! Lol, so I’m there locking up one afternoon the other week with just my aunt and who should we see??? …. why a phantom hotty of course!

Oooooh baby was he hot!

 He was some artist from the studio above and he came to ask if he could take his easel back … I swear I melted into a puddle of female hormonal goo and had to bite my tongue before I told him he could take anything he wanted!!!

He was a bon-a-fide cookie … as in “wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating cookies!!”

Hehe, only thing now is that no-one believes me! Cheeky buggers, they think I made him up!

Hmmm…. you may have started to notice that I’m a bit obsessed with food …. it’s not an eating disorder or anything, it’s just the curse of being the daughter of a chef!

 P.s. Am nursing fern back to health … he’s looking a little less smokey bacon.

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Hello world!

May 21, 2007 at 7:06 pm (Me, Random)


Bonjour! Ooooh this is soooo exciting … finally a place to unload the strange and mystical stuff that swirls about in my brain! So I guess an introduction is in order! I am the Krafty Kat – no I’m not some crazy person who can’t spell ‘cat’ – its a nickname of sorts – not that I’m a particularly crafty person! Anyway I’m a resident of the blissfully unaware island of Jersey (don’t even dare ask me if that’s in America – we used to own you!) So here I am sitting in amongst the enormous piles of clothing and old crisp packets that fill my room – (if you listen carefully you can hear the mice scuttling about eating discarded digestives.) And I realise that I haven’t watered my fern … how lame is that! It’s a fern! All I have to do is stick it in the sink with some water every now and then and I can’t even do that! The poor things gone all crispy … mmmm salt and vinegar … Eeek must not be sidetracked with thoughts of deep fried potato!Ok, so maybe you’ve already noticed that the inner workings of my mind are not going to produce symphonies and breakthrough political ideals … but hey ho. Alright, since you’ve been so patient reading this rubbish I’m going to share with you quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! I can watch this over and over again and I end up doubled over in fits of giggles with tears literally streaming down my face!

I swear this cat is possesed or something! Check it out:

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