Once you go black you never go back …. ALIVE!!

June 17, 2007 at 8:29 pm (Film, T.v, Books etc)


Tee-hee-hee, I was randomly searching the web and I came across this brilliant site!! lol, its called askaninja.com – basically its this guy dressed up like a ninja answering questions. I swear its absolutely hilarious. The other night I was watching some of the episodes with my head-phones on and didn’t realise I was actually laughing out loud until I looked up and realised that everyone was staring at me!!

I think they were a bit annoyed since they were trying to watch a film and my laugh is … how can I say this delicately … um … loud?! Yup, we’re talking full on hippopotamus style laughing!! lol.


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June 16, 2007 at 5:40 pm (Random)


Here are some public health warnings for alcohol that I would love to see published! Tee-hee-hee.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

5 Signs that you are too drunk:

1) You lose arguments with objects

2) You can focus better with one eye shut

3) You fall off the floor

4) That pink elephant is following you home again5) You wake up screaming “Toro Toro Toro” in the middle of the night

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Man lunges wildly at the Pope

June 12, 2007 at 10:00 pm (Random)


Anyone who’s as big a Bill Bailey fan as I am must have laughed just as hysterically as I did when they heard this news!! Lol, don’t get me wrong; I don’t have anything against the Pope he seems like a sweet old man (He didn’t even realise that some loony tried to jump into his pope-mobile!!).

I just remember watching the ‘Part Troll’ tour and Bill talking about being adventurous about their lists of “things to do before they die” … lol I think that poor guy got the wrong end of the stick!!

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